wastedteenagerrecords:

Although it looks like nothing, the darkish line on my clavicle is apparently the reason I can no longer write, cook, wipe my bum, shave, and do Aikido.

I would give almost anything for Wolverine-style regeneration right now.

to be fair wolverine’s bones are made of adamantium and would not have broken in the first place :)  Take this as an opportunity to become gifted with the left. Get well soon, brave ninja